💚 Hello! My name is Michael and this is my own little corner of the hellsite known as Tumblr.
💚 I am in my mid-late twenties so am there for an adult. I am extremely neurodivergent, and suffer from both chronic depression and severe social anxiety. I can appear a bit standoffish because of this, but I promise I’m actually really friendly!
💚 This blog is primarily my dumbing ground for anything and everything that catches my interest. Fast reblog is my friend here so most things will not be tagged at all. Having said that, should you ever come across anything you would like tagged just let me know and I will not hesitate to do so. ^^
💚 I don’t really use many tags here, but those that I do can be found in this list here.
💚 I am a self shipper, as such I am the proud owner of two very nice self shipping blogs. You can find them at @redwingedwolves and @redwingedwolvesafterdark respectfully. The latter of which is strictly adults only.
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💚 I do not have a dni/byf because I frankly couldn’t care less. Just know that I am very much pro-fiction and am very anti-harassment. I will never judge someone based solely on their tastes in fictional content.
💚 Having said that, you might find some discourse related content on this blog as I do reblog things based on the proship mentality. I haven’t in the past but from now on any I post will be tagged as #discourse.
💚 I am an adult, and a very sex positive one at that so there is the chance that some adult related content will be posted here. I will try my best to tag these things appropriately, however if I happen to miss one you are free to let me know.
💚 Anything else, feel free to ask as my inbox is always open.
gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??
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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY
so like
…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading
also websites that
automatically
replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World
bring back nose smilies :-)
There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Faces no emoji has ever managed to capture, imo:
:P
^_^
:3
^u^
:/
O.o
0.0
>:/
<(^u^)>
I am too old to stop using XD
i have never yet found an emoji that fully captures the shifty energy of:
>_>
<_<
Oh man, I’ve missed O.o
Especially alternating to really capture how boggled you are.
O.o
o.O
O.o
Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it
this is awesome
._. is pretty good too and 😐 just ISN’T THE SAME
XD, ^-^, :3, <3, and =P until death
¬_¬ is the most eloquent keystroke combo
U_U is my fav, and also O_O
the SHEER MISCHIEF of OvO
me af
I use emoji, kaomoji AND emoticons. They all have different moods!!
🤷🏻 is like ‘i have no idea’.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is like ‘who knows. nothing in life matters & we were all born to die’
Don’t be forgetting uwu
Wait when did we stop doing this
You all have somehow managed to forget one very important one.
I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.
draw a head and then ‘decorate’ that head however you’re feeling (I drew a man with a hole for a face. It worked)
listen to a song and try to focus on one (1) instrument at a time, baseline, drums, guitar, another guitar, repeating sound effect
wash your face
take a nap or go to bed early
call someone. tell them about your horrible day or let them talk about theirs or both
go through your camera roll (specifically the screenshots folder)
go through your saved instagram posts / tumblr likes
watch That One Really Great Live Performance of That Artist You Love, then read the comments of everyone having great taste like you do
cry a little about it
remember that this day will end and another will begin. it’ll be all new, never experienced before, no bad things will have happened, and you’ll be okay.